I’m back! And boy was it a great trip. Super relaxing, but also super entertaining :). For any of you planning on taking a cruise, here are my top three tips to make the most of it.
3. Learn to Wobble.
If you have never heard of the Wobble, don’t sweat it. I don’t think it has made it to Minnesota yet. However, if you plan on cruising anytime soon, I highly recommend logging onto YouTube and taking a dance crash course. The Wobble was played at least twice a day at ship functions whether at the pool or just walking the deck. And you would be amazed at the level of participation from all ages. You can’t escape it, so you might as well embrace it.
2. People Watch.
People are crazy. And when you’re trapped on a ship with 3,000 of them, you’re gonna notice some crazy things. You’re going to notice the teenager with her sixty year-old sugar daddy and their two year-old child. You’re going to see the skinny girl at your table eat five packets of butter each meal when she thinks no one’s looking. You’re going to see the gay gangsters passionately break up on the pool deck. Who needs television when you can watch the drama live?
1. Soak up the Sun.
We’re from Minnesota. Let’s be real- the top reason you go on a cruise is to escape the subzero temps. Enjoy the warmth and enjoy the freedom of time away in the beauty of God’s creation.